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Unspeakable Horror features the writings of Chad Helder: the Gay Horror Blog, which started in 2006, offering quasi-literary explorations of the horror genre; Chad's Campy Horror Comics from Bluewater, including Bartholomew of the Scissors, Vincent Price Presents, and Plan Nine 9 from Outer Space...50 Years Later; and Chad's Gay Horror Poetry, which frequently defies categorization.  In addition, this website seeks to promote the work of rising stars in the Horror Genre. 
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Friday
05Sep

Daniel Crosier and Chad Helder Sign Bartholomew of the Scissors at Village Books

Time: Thursday, September 25, 2008 7:00 p.m.
Location: Village Books

Join comic book artist Daniel Crosier and writer Chad Helder as they launch their new comic book miniseries, Bartholomew of the Scissors. Helder and Crosier will be signing the premiere issue of the horror comic, published by Bellingham-based Bluewater Productions. Crosier, visiting from Denver, Colorado, will discuss his innovative method of burning comic book illustrations into pine planks. Original samples of artwork will be on hand.

Spectral Phantasms have invaded our world. These ghostly creatures from another dimension occupy the human brain and endow their host with spectacular paranormal abilities. Private investigator Gordon Watt, long-aware of the spectral phantasms, investigates a bizarre series of scissor-murders. With the help of a powerful psychic named Jessica, Gordon soon discovers a connection between the phantasms and the mystery of a vengeful, undead boy named Bartholomew. But humanity faces a greater threat: the White Blob emerges from the abyss to colonize pockets of human society. Gordon and Jessica must enlist the help of Bartholomew and the hideous power of his Scissor Swarm or face assimilation by the growing colony of the White Blob! Bartholomew of the Scissors is a four-issue miniseries that will be released monthly beginning in September 2008.

Artist Daniel Crosier has exploded onto the comic book scene in the last year. Illustrating and writing multiple comic book projects with a variety of well-established publishers, Crosier's distinctive approach, incomparable perspective and vibrant personality has the industry taking note. Crosier has a degree in fine art from Rocky Mountain College of Art and Design in Denver, CO with an emphasis in drawing and sculpture. This background in fine art has encouraged him to develop a watershed wood burning technique for illustrating comic book interiors, covers, and pinups.

Chad Helder is a Poet, Comic Book Writer, English Teacher, and Bookseller. He writes comic books for Blue Water Productions. In addition to Bartholomew of the Scissors, Helder is also the lead writer for Vincent Price Presents, Bluewater's first continuous monthly series. Helder is the author of The Pop-Up Book of Death, his first collection of poetry. Helder teaches Literature, Composition, and Creative Writing at Whatcom Community College. He is also a bookseller at the famous Village Books in the historic Fairhaven district.

Thursday
04Sep

Horror Book of Lists

Harper's Book of Lists: Horror provides an entertaining and addictive reading experience.  The entries range from the academic to the completely absurd.  Generally, there is a perverse sense of dark humor throughout the book, which I appreciated, and I laughed out loud numerous times.  At the same time, the book inspires me to make my own list of books to special order from the bookstore, especially the books on these lists: "James D. Jenkins's Ten Weirdest Gothic Novels," and "Thomas Ligotti's Ten Classics of Horror Poetry," and these two lists are oddly seated next to each other.  

My favorite section of the book is the literary section, which offers interesting trivia and lots of excellent book lists.  I found the film portion of the book to be sillier with more twisted humor (the film section didn't inspire the same urge to rush out to the video store like the literary lists made me want to rush out to the bookstore), but both aspects of the book, the humorous and the informative, are appreciated.  

As noted in the introduction of the book, "T. E. D. Klein's Twenty-Five Most Familiar Horror Plots" is a wonderful satire about repetitive themes in the genre.  Some more personal favorites include, "Joel Lane's Top Ten Weird Landscapes in Horror Fiction" (I want to read all of these), "Vince Churchill's Top Ten List of Films in Which, Wow, the Black Guy Lived," "Five Things Banned by the Comics Code Authority," "Nine Amazing Horror Board Games," and "Andy Diggle's Five Creepiest Moments from Alan Moore's Swamp Thing" (this list really makes me want to start reading Swamp Thing!).

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Wednesday
03Sep

Nightmarish Graphic Novel: Review of Ligotti's Nightmare Factory Volume 2

My first introduction to the elaborate, grotesque world of Thomas Ligotti was through the first volume of Nightmare Factory comics.  The second volume was released yesterday, and I grabbed it up and consumed it in a sitting.  I must confess, I found the second volume to be even more surreal, paranoid, grotesque, and complex.  I was very impressed with the fusion of an array of comic art styles with the Poe-like intensity of the narratives. 

Each story in the collection is a comic book interpretation of a previously published Ligotti story, and this volume really impressed me with the startling originality of Ligotti's imagination, and I also gained a better sense of the distinctive characteristics of a Ligotti horror tale, which firmly sits in the tradition of Poe and Lovecraft, but maintains its own distinctiveness through a blend of the surreal and nihilistic. 

Ligotti's stories, represented here by the comics, really display an innovative use of iconic imagery in the storytelling.  For example, the clown puppet with his diamond yo-yo is absolutely unforgettable.  Similarly, the imagery of the gas station carnival is also memorable and incredibly surreal (and disturbing).  The combination of extreme modern philosophy and the horror genre is also evident in this collection with the repeition of "nonsense," meaninglessness, subjective madness, and the bleakness of the mental landscape. 

I must note the very clever and innovative use of a first-person monologue with word bubbles in "The Chymist." 

My very favorite aspect of this collection is the narrative storytelling.  I love how Ligotti energizes the gothic horror tale with elements of dreams.  It's not enough to call the stories surreal because the entire story is infused with the flavor of a dream, that sense of bizarre interior logic that only works inside the dream, and this storytelling style really works well with the horrors that are seen (sometimes glimpsed).  I think Ligotti takes the tradition of mad narrators from Poe and really takes it to another level of subjective madness in the horror tale.  Often, in this collection, when finally confronted with the "face" of the monster, it feels like it is time to wake up.  

Now I need to read the original Ligotti stories!


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Tuesday
02Sep

The Premiere Issue of Vincent Price Presents

I love vampires.  I never get tired of them.  Despite their ubiquitous presence in our commercial culture, I believe they resonate with human beings in a deep way, which explains their prevalence in folklore.  Vampires are the ultimate archetype of the shadowy side of humanity.  I also believe they are the ultimate harbingers of our subconscious minds.  This is why they are creatures of dread and darkness, and also why they are so sexy!  I think it is fascinating to see the wide range of vampires in popular culture, from romantic leads to rat-like vermin.  Just when you think the vampire has spent itself commercially, along comes another pop-culture phenomenon like Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series.  So I am very excited to be opening Vincent Price Presents, the new monthly horror comic series from Bluewater, with my vampire story "Welcome to the Family of Night."  I think it is the perfect tale to kick off Vincent Price Presents because I believe it truly follows in the tradition of Price's body of work, both in terms of gothic dread and dramatic flair. 

Here is the background of the story:  I was visiting a new gated community in the state of Washington when the story dawned on me.  Entering the gated community was like entering a different reality.  First of all, the trees had been all cut down, leaving a perfect maze of identical cookie-cutter houses and an abundance of colorful mini-playgrounds.  The playgrounds were everywhere.  The contrast between the wild, dense trees around the perimeter and the orderliness of the homes was really startling.  Then the thought occurred to me: what if all of the residents were vampires?  If so, then why so many playgrounds?  The peninsula is inspired by this gated community, although the peninsula in the story looks very different (for instance, it is up on a cliff by the sea). 

The story is also influenced by a weird little statistic that I heard: if vampires existed, and every vampire bit someone every night, and that victim then became a vampire, the vampire population would explode exponentially, and the world would be overrun with vampires.  You might have heard this statistic too, and some vampire writers have come up with vampire rules for this not to occur in their story-world, like not every vampire victim becomes a vampire.

I've always been a huge fan of nightmarish societies in literature, also known as dystopias, the opposite of utopias.  For this story, I decided to create a society where vampires have taken over society, and in order to prevent running out of people to drink (because of the exponential growth thing), the vampires have created a feeding class of people.  The possibility for allegory abounds here.  Basically, the vampires are the rulers, and the remaining human beings belong to the servant/feeding classes, which includes the soldiers.  Also, to add another twist, this story takes place in the distant future, and there are some sci-fi technologies at work.  I think it adds a nice new twist to the gothic-ness (or is that gothicity?) of the story.

For the protagonist of the story, a little orphan boy named "R," his first encounter with the vampire peninsula is filled with wonder.  R is traveling with a group of children in the back of a passenger van.  All of the children have been taken from the factory where they worked their entire lives (imagine a kind of futuristic Dickensian child labor).  The passenger van is traveling through a primordial forest, complete with demonic wolves, like something out of a fairy tale.  Then the van enters the compound's checkpoint, and they enter the strange world of the elite, luxurious vampire peninsula. 

Within the compound, R discovers a strange land of plenty.  All of the children, formerly living in squalid conditions, now have more food and toys than they ever dreamed of.  However, the director of the compound, and SS-like fascist soldier, informs the children that there is no escape from the compound.  Each child is placed in a home with new foster parents, but there is something terribly wrong with this arrangement.  I won't spoil any more of the surprises in the story. 

I am very grateful to Rey Armenteros for his gorgeous work on this comic.  His comic book illustrations are really works of art, and I think his unique style, which is simultaneously beautiful and grotesque, perfectly brings my dystopian vampire world to life. 

Visit the preview gallery, but be warned: there are a few spoilers inside the preview gallery.  

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Monday
01Sep

What is Gay Horror?

After over two years of blogging at Unspeakable Horror, I wanted to revisit the original focus for the website, Gay Horror, and the definition of this strange and ever-evolving subgenre. Recently, I decided to start using the term "gay horror" instead of "queer horror" because I like the built in paradox between gay/horror, which is a play on the word "gay" as "happy."  One of the things I love about Gay Horror is the extra layer of "lurid" on top of the already lurid horror genre. 

So there is a lot happening in the world of Gay Horror right now with the recent press release about a 10-film deal between David DeCouteau and Regent Entertainment's HereTV!  In addition, the buzz is growing about the new Cthulu movie featuring gay characters and Tori Spelling.  I'm very excited to see this movie (mostly, I have to admit, because it sounds like it might actually be a good Lovecraft, which is incredibly rare), and the fact that it features a gay protagonist is an extra bonus. 

I see Gay Horror as a multifaceted subgenre.  Here are the facets as I see them:

Horror stories with gay characters.  This is the easy definition: Gay Horror is horror stories with gay characters, but most especially gay heroes or protagonists, as opposed to minor gay characters that get killed in the first act.  Whether you're talking about films or fiction, this is most often targeted to a gay audience.  On a deeper level, this kind of Gay Horror often includes themes related to the anxieties of gay life.  For example, motifs centering around infection that reflect HIV anxieties.  Of course there are many more anxieties in gay life: issues of alienation as well as assimilation, and of course the fear of hate crimes as well as internalized homophobia. 

Closet Horror!  This kind of Gay Horror is prevalent in the past when strict production codes censored filmmakers and comic book creators.  With this kind of Gay Horror, the "gayness" is often a subtext or an implicit element in the story.  The audience might or might not know how to read the gay codes, so it might get past censors.  Also, homophobic society in general serves as a repressive force, so gay subtext often exists when artisits don't feel they can express openly whether that is due to a specific censorship code or general societal prejudice.  And there is also the theory that the subconscious mind slips things into creative works without the creator's knowledge.  In that case, the conscious mind is the censor, and the gay subtext is present whether the writer believes it's there or not. 

Camp.  Glorious camp!  Although difficult to define precisely, I'll give it a try: horror stories that are so over-the-top in some way that they become ridiculous, sometimes spectacular.  This kind of spectacle might intentionally include gay subtext, or it might be spectacularly bad in such a way that it appeals to a gay viewing audience.  How is that for camp in a nutshell?  Sometimes camp is on purpose, sometimes it is sheer serendiptiy, resulting from a combination of factors that make something spectacularly bad or just spectacular. 

Queer Reading.  There are a number of varieties of queer reading as well.  This might involve examining a story in order to unearth a gay subtext, or exploring how a portrayal or depiction follows homophobic stereotypes in society.  A few examples: an analysis of gay portrayals in slasher movies, or gay motifs in contemporary vampire fiction, or maybe even exploring how openly gay horror writers change the genre to suit a specific gay audience.  And it goes on from there...

Basically, all of this provides a lot to blog about. 

Is there anything inherently gay about the horror genre?  I have to say, I think there is...kind of.  Basically, I believe that horror stories spring out of anxieties about our lives, and they also spring out of anxieties that we repress, just like dreams.  So, in a homophobic society, anything related to gay desire or gay identity is frequently and consistently repressed, also known as The Closet!  I think that The Closet has introduced a wealth of horror stories into our world across time, right up to the present.

That is my general standpoint on the definition of gay horror, which might deviate slightly from other things I've written on this blog in the past.  It is an evolving definition, after all.  But I think the best way to understand gay horror is with specific examples, which is hopefully what I provide when I write about things on this blog!


Sunday
31Aug

And Now the Screaming Starts: Bartholomew Review

The horror blog, And Now the Screaming Starts, provided a new review of the first issue of Bartholomew of the Scissors this week:

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Sunday
24Aug

Vampire Masterpiece Baltimore

Last night I finished reading Mike Mignola's and Christopher Golden's vampire masterpiece: Baltimore, or, The Steadfast Tin Soldier and the Vampire.  This novel is groundbreaking and innovative in a number of ways: first because of the way it follows in the tradition of Stoker's Dracula; second, the brilliant use of a myriad of literary allusions and subtexts; third, the innovative use of folklore, which serves as the foundation of this story and the foundation of the literary horror genre; finally, the storytelling which simultaneously hearkens back to narrative frames and epistolary styles of the previous century while simultaneously giving the vampire story a fresh, post-modern pop edge.  Beautiful.  It is truly the brain child of a comic book genius and an excellent horror novelist. 
 
One of the things I loved about this book was the way it occupied the mind-space of the original Dracula by Stoker.  By this I mean the epistolary style with multiple narrators, but also the framework of good-and-evil, binary opposition that is quite shocking to a contemporary reader.  The original Dracula is rooted in a Catholic worldview.  When you read the original Dracula, you find that Van Helsing is a true crusader who sees the vampire as pure evil.  However, reading the novel from a contemporary (poststructuralist) standpoint, it is easy find complications to this black-and-white mentality.  These contemporary considerations do not trouble the character of Van Helsing or his helpers.  They believe they are crusaders for god, and Dracula is evil, the devil incarnate.  The reproduction of this Catholic mindset in the novel is both disturbing and strangely entertaining.  I enjoyed this seemingly perverse aspect of Baltimore.  Baltimore knows he is a tool for god, and he does not waver in his worldview of good-and-evil.  However, I would argue that the writers weave in a healthy dose of complexity and contradiction to this worldview, both in the mental deterioration and madness of Baltimore, and the irreverence of the narrators toward religious faith.  These are characters who have just endured the horrors of the Great War, so their skepticism comes off as geniune.  A noteworthy moment in relation to this: the way Baltimore deals with the priest who sold his church to the vampires.  Baltimore is merciless, almost to the point of discomfort for the reader.  Baltimore seems to become an antihero at this point in the story.  I found this to be very reminiscent of Van Helsing's extreme approach to vampire hunting.

I loved the layering of the narrative framework, and each narrator provides a fresh horror tale that is rooted in both traditional folklore and the modern horror genre.

Fantastic, exciting ending. 

I feel like there is much more to write about this excellent vampire novel, so I will commit to writing more later. 

Monday
18Aug

Bartholomew Review at Horror's Not Dead!

Check out this excellent review for the first issue of Bartholomew of the Scissors over at Horror's Not Dead (if I'm not mistaken, this is the very first review of Bartholomew of the Scissors):

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Monday
18Aug

Interview at Theofantastique

Check out the new interview over at Theofantastique:

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Tuesday
12Aug

Spotlight on Doorways Magazine

Now that wowio.com is back online, I wanted to spotlight an excellent horror magazine that is available for perusal and download at wowio.  Click the covers at the bottom of the entry!  Full disclosure: Doorways is publishing one of my poems in a forthcoming issue (I can't wait)!

In addition to an excellent selection of top names in horror short fiction, Doorways also offers a selection of cool and innovative horror poetry, which is difficult to find these days.  Poet Stephen Wilson serves as the horror poetry editor, and Doorways includes some selections of his poetry too (Stephen Wilson's Blog).  Also, Doorways features interesting essays about the contemporary happenings in the horror genre.

Before the issues are available on wowio, Doorways is circulated as a print publication.  You can subscribe to the magazine at their website: Subscribe to Doorways!

To read or download the first four issues at wowio, click on the cover images. 



Monday
11Aug

Screamland Features Gay Dracula

I love it when satire meets the horror genre. 

Recently, I started following the new monster comic satire entitled "Screamland."  It contains an intense, hilarious, and disturbing satire about the Hollywood system, featuring an old-school cast of monsters as struggling out-of-work actors attempting to make a comeback (all of the characters are seriously flawed anti-heroes with drinking problems, anger-management issues, and closet woes).  It's set in a contemporary Hollywood where the Universal monsters are real, or I should say, the monsters are "real" actors who play themselves as monsters in the classic films (a very interesting twist).  The final issue of the five-issue series came out this month, and the earlier issues are still lingering in comic stores (you might even be able to find the whole series).  If you can't find the comic book issues, you're in luck because the graphic novel trade paperback is due out in October, and you can pre-order by clicking on the cover icon at the bottom of this post (help support my website!). 

Click to see Dracula in bed with a man (gasp)!At this point, I have only read three of the five issues: the Frankenstein issue, the Wolfman issue, and the Dracula issue, which features a closeted gay Count Dracula in the tradition of Rock Hudson.  In the Dracula issue, the satire centers around the closet in Hollywood, and this story is clearly based on real-life precedent.  Specifically, the way major studios tried to keep gay actors in the closet for the purpose of public image (and ticket sales). 

All three issues are dynamite, twisted satire.  I even got a little offended by the portrayal of Ed Wood in the Frankenstein issue, and I would argue that every good satire must offend everyone at least a little.  Writer Harold Sipe did a wonderful job weaving the irony and social commentary with a good dose of old-school horror parody. 

The artwork by Hector Casanova is amazing.  The caricature-esque faces and bodies are excellently balanced by weird, atmospheric coloring.

I really enjoy the layered storytelling in the series, which involves a sophisticated use of flashbacks (I love the flashbacks about Dracula's fake marriages) and stories-within-stories, which include parody moments from the classic monster movies.

More than anything, I think it's really exciting to see Dracula in bed with another man!

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Wednesday
06Aug

Wowio is Back!

Great news for all comic book fans!

Wowio is back!  They took a little hiatus while they revamped the website, but now they are back. 

Overall, the site is very different now, but it appears to be an all-around improvement.  The important thing is the access to lots of free horror comics and stories.  They have a new online comic book reader format which I really love, and I think wowio is now an even better place to read new indie horror comics for free.

They also have lots of other types of ebooks available on the site, but this part of the site does not seem as dynamic as the comic book part.  The comic book section is alive with all kinds of indie publishers featuring their work, but like the horror fiction, for example, appears to be an old collection of Poe stuff that has been there from the beginning (don't get me wrong, I LOVE Poe, but the horror fiction part seems very stagnant compared to the comic books).  Every now and then, a really great fiction book or short story will become available on wowio, like the issues of Doorways Magazine, for example, so I'll keep my eyes open.

In any event, welcome back, Wowio!


Saturday
02Aug

League of Tana Tea Drinkers: Allure of Evil

Here is the latest collaborative blogging effort from the League of Tana Tea Drinkers:

The Allure of Evil In Horror

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Why are we attracted to and mesmerized by evil people in horror cinema and novels? Gloomy Sunday's Gothic-romantic, Absinthe, kicks off this round of commentary from the League of Tana Tea Drinkers to explore this question. From Bela Lugosi to Freddy Kruger, the league pokes and prods as only it can do, to unearth the answers, the assumptions, and the contradictions.


Gloomy Sunday explores the bad boys of screen and novel...

Why are we attracted to villains? Why are we drawn towards characters we really should hate? Why do we sometimes find sex appeal in characters who are hideous or deformed? Is it we can relate better to people who have flaws, people who are more realistically human with their dark sides instead of the cookie cutter heroes and heroines we usually see in movies? Or does it go deeper, to an instinctual level, left over from a more primitive time, when only the strong thrived and reproduced, drawing us to the powerfully wicked onscreen?

Pinhead from Clive Barker's The Hellbound Heart and the later Hellraiser movies--although I only speak for the first two because after that they suck--is one of my favorite villains and one I think has strong sexual appeal despite his skin being the color of a dead fish, with nails protruding from his head, and a strange, but kinky, sadomasochistic leather outfit hinting at damnation. If you wanted to, you could compare the premise Hellraiser is based on to a metaphor for sexual freedom by looking at the puzzle box, which involves a quest for something much desired, yet secret, dark, and forbidden to have. If Pinhead quickly came into scene and dispatched his victims, we would not be so drawn to him. Instead, he shows human characteristics we can relate to. In Hellbound, Hellraiser II he does not kill Tiffany when she opens the box because he knows that "hands did not call us, desire did." He seems fair even though he is a killer, and he continually lets Kirsty slip through the damning cracks by allowing deals and bargains. Is it his power we are drawn to, the relief provided by his human flaws that we can relate to, or the subtext of sublime sexual naughtiness he is the front man for?

Hannibal Lecter, from Thomas Harris' series of novels and the movies, is a cold blooded killer that eats his victims. Yet, he is the star in everything he appears in--even stealing some of the show in Red Dragon where he only has a bit part. Silence of the Lambs is basically a sick and twisted love story between Hannibal and Clarice. Hannibal is such a successful character, Harris pretty much wrote the last book of the series for his fans who couldn't get enough of the sophisticated predator with a penchant for fine wine and human sweetmeats. Why are we drawn to a cannibal doctor? I think this one is almost the same as Pinhead - he is fair, he has his flaws, but he still has a good side. He prefers to only eat "the rude" and we practically cheer when he does away with some of his victims. So what does that say about us? Deep down, do we want to "devour" our enemies to?

What about Freddy Krueger, from Wes Craven's long-running series of movies; though try to think of the first few movies where Freddy is dark and menacing and not prone to stand up comedy. This one is a little harder to defend because he really doesn't have a "good" side. He is more an out and out killer, and even worse, a pedophilic murderer (remember Matchbox's ill-conceived Freddy Kruger talking doll for kids?). His hideously burned body and razor-glove belies the corruption buried deep within him. So for all these points against him, why do we still like him? Why do we have this "love to hate" attitude about Freddy?

Perhaps it is the same reason the girls are often drawn to "bad boys;" they are darkly dangerous, powerful in their recklessness, and yet we want to possess them, somehow tame them under our control. Just think of all the Byronic heroes from your romance fiction (from Gothic to regency to contemporary they abound). With all their dangerous power, they are flawed and have secrets, yet we are still drawn to them. Perhaps the danger part is appealing. Maybe it even goes back to the basics of survival: the strong survive so we are drawn to the powerful figures that would most likely survive in a hostile world. Maybe we even see something mirrored in them that we would like to reflect in ourselves, making us as free as they are, letting our darker sides and instincts all hang out without a care or worry.

From the world of the pulp novel our heroines more often than not are attracted to the dark, foreboding males. These characters are usually temperamental, anti-social, have a lack of morals, prone to fits of rage, jealousy, and are often sarcastic and gruff. They will often annoy the heroine, lie to her, make fun of her, physically hurt her or even force themselves on her. Yet she is still drawn to them when all logic says she should be repelled. What is it that makes us go weak in our knees over the bad boys?

In my humble opinion, which will no doubt set the feminist's teeth on edge, it's all about the power, baby. If you put a typical Byronic hero or anti-hero with one of those good guys, the good guy is going to lose. He's going to get his ass kicked. Sometimes in this world to survive you have to lie, cheat, steal, and the anti-hero will have no problem doing that. The good guy will assess the morality and weigh the pros and cons while our dark hero is already through the door.

I'd also like to mention at this point the Stockholm Syndrome, in which a kidnap victim falls in love with her captor. That is an extreme example but it has been documented in many cases, even when the victim was almost murdered by her captor. When we look at most of these novels, our heroine is put into some extraordinary situation where her life is usually threatened and she is driven to the very brink of her being. So when the anti-hero throws her a little bone, no matter how small - she is grateful and starts to fall in love with him, never mind that most people think he killed his first wife.

So does this mean that we are all going to run out and marry assholes? Not quite. Even though our base instincts may seek out the anti-heroes, we are still going to weigh other important characteristics; does he have a job, does he have the same morals, likes and dislikes. You will notice that at the end of these novels, the characters usually marry. They are happy, they are blissful and that's it--The End. We don't get to see what their lives are like after the fact. I think most of these marriages will eventually break up, because when you are dealing with typical Byronic traits, it would make a person a little hard to live with. And in the end these are just novels and movies, a way for us to escape ourselves and enjoy a fantasy, a flirtation with the darker side of alluring evil.

BowAnd Now the Screaming Starts looks at Dracula, the It Girl, and how another's corruption can make us pure...

There is this old show biz story about Bela Lugosi. In 1927, the stage play of Dracula made the leap over the pond and was making waves on Broadway. In the role of the titular bloodsucker was Lugosi, then a former fixture on the NYC ethnic theater circuit who'd had his "big break" playing a terrorist bent on destroying the Panama Canal in 1923's The Silent Command. During the play's long and successful run, Lugosi was backstage putting on the dapper costume of the count. Some of the other actors noticed a latticework of red claw marks criss-crossing his back. Still struggling with English (for the play, Lugosi memorized many of his lines without fully understanding their meaning) Lugosi sheepishly gave his curious fellow thespians a simple and precise explanation of the damage: "Clara."

Lugosi was referring to Clara Bow, the ultra-flapper and famed "It Girl."

Is the story true? There's reason to believe it is. In 1929, Lugosi married a wealthy San Francisco widow named Beatrice Weeks. Just three days after Lugosi and Weeks tied the knot, they were divorced. Weeks claimed that Bow was the reason. But it's fair to be skeptical about the details: the implied violence of Bow's lovemaking, the comedic casting of the vampire as the victim of the girl. Bow's appetites were the subject of many a salacious rumor. Ken Anger's Hollywood Babylon, for example, famously proposed that Bow banged the entire USC football team, including a young player who would go on to become John Wayne.

However, these rumors remain, even today, nothing more than rumors. The claw marks could be, like so many torrid Tinseltown tall tales, an example of that curious sub-genre of urban myth: the "Hollywood as she really is" story. Part shameless display of fascinated prurience, part exercise in puritanical moral superiority, these stories are told to get a grasp on the weirdness that is popular culture industry: a beast that is at once the fascinating puppet master and pathetic parasite of our imagination. Which leads us back to the figure of the vampire . . .

Let's not sweat whether the story is factually true. That the story survives (you can find a version of it the Universal Anniversary Edition Dracula DVD extras) means it is real in that it says something real about the people who keep the story alive. And it is the fans of Lugosi, the people who love the vampire, that we're talking about here.

They make the perfect couple: the embodiment of a liberated and vibrant, but still naïve and innocent American womanhood, and the representation of an ancient and seductive evil. Entire schools of film theory have been built on flimsier binaries. Even better, the story is self-deconstructing. The onscreen personas of Bow and Lugosi get mixed up with the real story. On the female side of the equation, we've got the iconic flapper. Sexy but somehow still pure. The cinematic conceit of the "it girl" was that she was somehow blithely unaware of her own hotness – something that was brilliantly satirized by Anita Loos and Dorothy Parker on a regular basis ("She doesn't need it! She's got those!" - Parker). The nubile sexuality of Betty Lou Spence (the "it girl" in Bow's 1927 It) is exactly the sort of care-free, overly ripe innocence that any horror fan knows is practically begging for a Drac-attack. Short, blonde, possessed of a girlish pouting sassiness that has an edge of carnal longing: she's a virtual stand-in for Lucy.

On the male side, we've got what is essentially ground zero for eroticized representations of horror. Though there is a certainly sickly perversity to Stoker's original novel, the literary Dracula is not a very seductive figure. He is, for the most part, an acutely felt absence (with the exception of perhaps Godot, few title characters appear so rarely in their own work). When he does appear, he is often unappetizingly ancient or inhumanly monstrous. There's a single scene, the transfusus interruptus scene with Mina, that truly suggests the hussied-up revenant that we now equate with the Count. And, appropriately, the man most responsible for that paradigm shift was Lugosi. His courtly manners, the early modern evening wear, the accent, the stare: Lugosi, single-handedly, nearly buried the rodent-like Nosferatu image and almost managed to permanently impress upon our minds the image of vampires as slumming Euro nobility here to sweep the ladies off their feet.

And yet, the story has the roles reversed. Lugosi is one who is all scratched up. He's sheepish about the whole thing. Our vampire is the blushing innocent. Bow, in the realm of Hollywood legend anyway, is the insatiable one. She's the home-breaker, the predator, the dominant one.

I previously dismissed whether or not we should worry about the story being real. I suggested that the value of the story was that it was real in some metaphorical sense. Perhaps I was wrong. Or right for the wrong reasons. The story is only real in a metaphorical sense. It only means something to us if we forget Bow and Lugosi and embrace fakeness. It's a story that is only good if it is fake.

Barring Internet Rule 34 (if it exists, there's porn of it), evil is not particularly seductive. When it rears its pathetically ugly head in real life, evil tends to be relentlessly banal, messy, uncouth, and blunt. Con men turn out not to be the dapper gents of The Sting, but a couple of barely literate spammers robbing defenseless grandmas of their med money. Serial killers don't engage in philosophical discussions about the Jungian personality theories; instead they spin elaborately embarrassing second hand sci-fi fantasies about creating armies of sex-zombie Asian rent boy slaves. When John Gotti's son got rolled by the Feds, he wasn't caught giving high powered lawyers offers they couldn't refuse. He was using his mob muscle to extort Big Macs out of the register crew of a local Mickey Dee's. Death camps weren't full of whip wielding vixens; instead they were run by armies of semi-anonymous functionaries roughly as sensual as your garden variety civil servant.

I belabor the point: evil is common, coarse, and crude. It is an unfortunate side effect of life being nasty, brutish, and short, no more exotic or inherently interesting that, say, moral or indifferent behavior. Sexy? Not so much.

Seductive monsters aren't here to ravage us; they're here to make us more comfortable with our own evil impulses. They're the projection of our own dark fantasies – hollowed out to be floating, all-purpose signifiers and converted into the least threatening of all things, the symbol. This is the real meat of the Bela/Clara anecdote: Clara's the predator, Bela's just playing a role (in this case, the role of Dracula). The existence of Bela's fantasy self – the dark prince of forbidden sexual possession – provides a stark contrast to Clara's fantasy image. In fact, that's what all the lurid stories about Bow do. They weirdly emphasis the innocence we suppose her to have, by constantly evoking it in an effort to scandalize us with "the truth" we already knew: nobody is that innocent.

The world is meaningful because we spread a thin layer of helpful fantasies over it. Evil, like love, God, family, or any other of a handful of truly key concepts, seems burdened with an overabundance of archetypes and metaphorical configurations. To use one of the more simple classification schemes, David Skal broke down the classic monsters into three broad categories: the Golem, the divided man, and the terror from beyond. Iconically understood, we're talking Frankenstein's monster, the Wolf Man, and the vampire. What's interesting about this schematic is that only the vampire, the prime source of the darkly erotic, is a symbol of evil that exists whole outside the existence of its victim.

Frankenstein's monster and all his science-gone-mad co-creatures are the result of the victim's hubris. There's an element of retribution in their brand of fear. The werewolf is a symbol of the evil that lurks within. Call it the id, the shadow, sin, whatever one's particular brand of faith labels it, but the source of ugly badness exists inside man. In contrast to both of these, the vampiric image of seductive evil implies that we're the innocent. The victim was corrupted. Once free of taint, they've been raped or seduced and destroyed.

The brilliance of seductive evil is that, even if one were to succumb to its allure, the idea that you were seduced makes one more an object of pity than scorn. You were, after all, forced into it, in a way. Without the presence of the monster, you would have remained virginal and unsoiled. There's a smug and conservative binary at work. Them versus us, right versus wrong, inside versus outside, innocence and corruption: it renders evil something other, takes the blame away from us, and tells us that we're essentially good folk. (Is this why Goths – the liberal elite of youth subcultures – don't dress in the lab coats of mad scientists or the tattered business casual of the wolf man?)

The seductive monster's greatest attraction is that their seduction can, for a few moments, trick us into thinking we're untainted. They're the corruption that makes us pure.

Tim_as_darknessUnspeakable Horror ponders the Devil's abdomen and the allure of Satanic queerness...

As a closeted gay kid, raised with a mega-dose of all-American homophobia, the "allure of evil" in horror films reflected the fear of gay desire and the fear of being identified with the queer "other" in society. As the son of a preacher, no one was more "other" than Satan, and it's no coincidence that I went through a strange and horrible little phase in Junior High, during which I was preoccupied with the fear of being possessed by the devil. For me, Satan was always highly charged with forbidden sexual desire.

In the seventh grade, Ridley Scott's Legend hit the theaters, and I remember picking up the record album soundtrack, despite the highly erotic image of Tim Curry as the devil on the cover of the album, which really disturbed and fascinated me. With a finely sculpted, shiny red chest and highly phallic set of massive horns, Tim Curry's devil character exudes sex. I had a very similar response of fascinated repulsion when I saw Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time at the midnight movies.

Around the same time that I purchased the Legend soundtrack, I had a nightmare about the devil, during which I was walking to school, and the devil tried to abduct me from the sidewalk--actually, all he did was ask me if I wanted a ride, but he was shirtless with shiny purple lipstick. The sexual intention of the offer was clear to my adolescent brain. He wasn't red this time, and he didn't have horns, but I knew it was Satan.

A couple years later, Lost Boys was released. Like Tim Curry, Kiefer Sutherland as the lead vampire represented the ultimate in queer sex appeal: he lives a forbidden lifestyle, retreating to the shadows and creating his own family composed entirely of boys with really cool fashion sense--and the blood drinking--clearly a Freudian metaphor if there ever was one. Just like I was afraid the devil would take over my body and "recruit" me to his team, I was terrified (and fascinated) by the allure of the vampire boys. I even had a vampire nightmare that I had been bitten and was turning into a vampire beyond my control.

Being possessed by the devil or turning into a vampire both represented my fear of losing my preacher-kid facade and becoming gay. Of course it was inevitable. For me, the sexual allure of these evil, monstrous characters was clearly connected to my own internalized homophobia and awakening to forbidden sexual desire.

As a concluding note, I went to see Hellboy II yesterday, and I couldn't help but ogle Ron Perlman's sculpted red chest and abs. Hellboy is hot. I guess I still have a thing for devils.

RiddickMuir's Reflection on Film and TV looks at Riddick’s redemption...

Why are modern audiences, and more specifically, genre aficionados, fascinated with Evil? There are likely as many reasons for this ongoing viewer attraction with “The Dark Side” as there are prominent examples of Alluring Evil populating our movie and TV screens.

Gazing at popular genre films and television, we might pinpoint one answer to this dilemma, or at least one clue. Perhaps the allure of evil resides entirely in the possibility of redemption.

After all, redemption is a ubiquitous notion. From Darth Vader in Star Wars (1977) to TV vampire icons like Barnabas Collins, Angel and Nick Knight, attentive viewers have watched with obsessed fascination as Evil with a capital “E” has been transformed into Good, usually by the pure of heart. Whether it is the love of a son that transforms Evil (as in Vader’s case), the love of a Chosen One (in Angel’s situation), or even a serial killer’s love of justice (suggested in Showtime’s Dexter), the tale of redemption (and sometimes simply the quest for redemption) is one that doesn’t appear to grow tiresome. On the contrary, this is a genre convention we enjoy seeing repeated.

The Cenobite leader Pinhead, for example, faced with a “greater” evil in the person of Dr. Channard, intervenes to help final girl Kristy, and sees his humanity restored (albeit very briefly…) in Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988). Mafioso Michael Corleone searches desperately for a way out of his life of crime, attempting to become legitimate in the eyes of Big Business and Big Religion (the Vatican), but fails…rather epically, in Godfather Part III (1990). Soldier villain May Day (Grace Jones) renounces evil and sacrifices her life to save others in A View to a Kill (1985) and on and on the list goes.

Sometimes it actually seems that the more reprehensible a character, the more viewers enjoy experiencing the often arduous process of redemption. Case in point: Richard P. Riddick (Vin Diesel), the muscle-bound, gravel-voiced anti-hero of David Twohy’s futuristic film noir, Pitch Black (2000). This man’s heart is black as night. His eyes are literally steely. His psyche consists as much of animal instinct as evolved thought (the reason, perhaps, he remains restive and calculating even in cryo-sleep). He has all but conquered physical pain, in one instance dislocating both his shoulders to escape imprisonment. Like many representatives of evil in the media, Riddick seems simultaneously sub-human and super-human.

This gripping futuristic film depicts Riddick amongst the survivors of a harrowing spaceship crash as they reckon not only with an inhospitable desert planet far from the commercial space lanes, but also with the environment’s indigenous population: carnivorous, flying dragons that hunt by night (by the millions…) and are very, very hungry.

When a long-lasting eclipse grants these flying demons dominion, the human survivors reluctantly turn to the outcast of their bunch to see them through the crisis. That man – that brute -- is Riddick. He is well-acquainted with the dark, you see, and the only man with the vision to face it and fight it.

Yet by any conventional human definition, Riddick is “Evil.” He is a committed lawbreaker (an escaped convict and murderer of a space pilot, by his own admission). His very presence provokes fear in others. Why? Well he’s a bad-ass who might just “skull fuck you in your sleep.”

But there’s more.

Riddick also fulfills other crucial components of the descriptor “Evil.” For instance, he is willfully profane. He angrily rails against faith and informs an Imam “I absolutely believe in God. And I hate the fucker.”

Riddick, sharing a character trait with Old Scratch himself, is also a consummate seducer. Near the film’s climax, when he has reached an escape skiff, Riddick attempts to convince the young captain, Fry (Radha Mitchell) to abandon the other stranded survivors. He compliments her strong survival instinct, noting that he appreciates that quality “in a woman.” Then he plays to her weakness. “No one is going to blame you. Save yourself.” He says soothingly, almost mockingly. Along with Fry, we in the audience weigh Riddick’s words. There’s a ruthless logic to his suggestion. A basis for reasonable agreement.

Survival of the fittest and all…

But something inside -- whether conscience, remorse, decency, or perhaps all of the above--won’t allow Fry to abandon the others; to join Riddick in his sociopathic ways. So instead, Fry decides to change him. And that’s where the journey to redemption begins in earnest.

Ultimately, Riddick can be embraced by us decent folk because in him is that all-important seed, that opportunity, for change. This evil character unexpectedly and rather tragically rejoins the human race during Pitch Black’s finale when Fry risks (and loses…) her life to save him from the monsters. That heroic, unselfish act changes Riddick in ways he can’t even begin to understand. Insert Christ metaphor of your choice here…

“Not for me!” Riddick shouts angrily, flabbergasted and angry that Fry has--in essence--re-activated his conscience. He doesn’t want the redemption, but it finds him nonetheless. He feels unworthy of it; he doesn’t want it.

After his escape from the planet, a chastened Riddick finally tells another survivor (a child named Jack) that “Riddick died somewhere on the planet,” an indicator that his heart has indeed been changed; that he has undergone a transformation analogous to one suggested by writer Tennessee Williams. That “Hell is yourself” and “the only redemption” occurs when a “person puts himself aside to feel deeply for another person.” That’s what Fry did for Riddick; that’s what Riddick subsequently does for the remaining survivors of the crash.

Finally, I should make note that Pitch Black’s tag line states “Fight Evil with Evil.” Not "Beat Evil with Evil."

Because, in the final analysis, it is not Evil that ultimately wins in Twohy’s film; but rather nobility and heroism (Fry’s). Consequently, Riddick’s journey from sociopath and scoundrel to redeemed human being is one that viewers can wholeheartedly approve of. We can all countenance Evil if it pays the price for sinning; if it spies an ugly reflection in the mirror and joins the rest of us in recoiling at the sight. Riddick has finally turned those shining eyes on himself, and emerged, at long last, from the dark.

At least until the sequel.

Darth-vader-face1 Groovy Age of Horror doesn't find most evil all that alluring...

Not all evil is equally alluring. The pimply, sniveling, backstabbing weasel; the fat, sweaty, sadistic thug; the banal bureaucrat who "just follows orders"; the pitiful loser who "goes postal"; the petty crook, tiresomely destined to incarceration--these aren't exactly the stuff of fantasies.

When evil is alluring, it is the stuff of fantasies, mainly about dominance (Darth Vader, Doctor Doom), submission (Nazisploitation--where evil is often alluring from the victim's point of view), rebellion (Bonnie and Clyde, Milton's Satan), and/or the wages of sin (enjoying extravagance and indulgence that heroes are often expected to deny themselves). Villains who lend themselves well to such fantasies tend to be free of certain kinds of flaws: they're not ugly, pathetic, weak, cowardly, incompetent, inconsequential, ignoble, stupid, lacking in personality, etc. On the contrary, they're glamorized with any number of highly desirable strengths, qualities, or virtues. Even those who aren't physically attractive in any conventional sense tend to be endowed with an otherwise fascinating presence or appearance.

In the case of femmes fatales and "bad boys," an explicitly sexual allure is actually a defining aspect of their evil. This derives mainly from the traditional equation of sexuality and sin. Also, who hasn't, at one time or another, been seduced into something sorely (but not entirely) regrettable?


So...what do you think?


Contributing LOTT D members for this article:

Gloomy Sunday
Unspeakable Horror
Groovy Age of Horror
Reflections on Film and TV
And Now the Screaming Starts


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